Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Ultimo, Sydney.

You don't need me to tell you what the weather is like.
You don't need me to tell you how fucking LONG the flight was. Although free beer and sweet air hostesses helped.

You need to know that they abuse Helvetica and its countless adaptations. Please leave your name and required letter if your interested.
All workmen drive Utes. (Utility Vehicles) That are flat bed trucks essentially.
I worked a day with Az, the guy who lives with my brother. It's the hardest day I have ever had to work in my life, and that is no exaggeration.
My telephone number is +61488276413.
The guy who runs this Internet Cafe is a fucking jerk.
I've seen art kids.
Their vice is a hell of a lot thinner. Censorship much?
Bags are searched alot, it's shop policy.
The cars are incredible. Every 3rd is completely pimp.
Generally the people are pretty nice.
Chavs unfortunately exist.
The police cars look like that one from Transformers.
Tramps here are legends.
I'm yet to see a deadly spider.
My little Blue book has come in handy (fuck you sean)
I'm in the process of purchasing a racing bike (if all goes well with Mitchell, the 80 or so year old dude trying to flog it) 135 dollars. I'll keep you posted on that one.
Bondi beach is awesome, the waves are bigger than your mums tits.
I've been using my SLR constantly so no pictures yet guys sorry.
Fruit bats are huge.
The oz posy is about 15 strong, so always things going on.
Chocolate isn't cheap.
Ginger beer is pleasantly refreshing.
Fosters can fuck off.
Tooheys New is the larger of the century.
Not sure what the dopes like, I'll keep you posted.
Canvas bags were a good call.
Factor 15 seems to work.
The money is plastic. But not indestructible, as i found out today.
Someone send me some money so we can buy a surf board.
Planning to fly out to gold cost at some point and take a dive down the great barrier reef.
Everyone is skint as fuck except for me.
Shopping has been awesome, lots more to do.
Need to budget more, otherwise I'm fucked.
Jet lag kicked in two days late.
Better get off the net before this dirty cunt tries to charge me even more dollars.
I don't miss home. I just miss people.
If you ever consider going on holiday again. Make it Australia, even Sydney. You wont regret it.

Speak soon. x


Laura said...
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Laura said...

This made my morning in Bickley so much better.
Sounds fucking amazing.
I do wonder if your coming back...
We live in hope. haha.

more please. x

DubbedDesign said...

what email adress you udign man i need to send you something.

oz sounds interesting. how cheap is the drum?

Hugh Barrell said...

i don't know about drum dude, you owe me a jacket i hear. but i have your head phones, so you owe me about 3 quarters of a jacket. glad to hear your alive james. email safe.